Kubrick and Spielberg collaborating on a sci-fi movie! How can it go wrong? Allow me to explain; It's too long and too fucking cute!
Investigation finished: 2002-04-26
| "This is roadkill, rotting on the dual carriageway of despair." |
Kubrick and Spielberg collaborating on a sci-fi movie! How can it go wrong? Allow me to explain; It's too long and too fucking cute!
Investigation finished: 2002-04-26
Acting: 2/10 - The ability to sob on command does'nt necessarily make you a class-A actor.
Violence: 0/10 - It's cuteness will make you nauseous.
Nudity: 0/10 - Eh, NO!
Coolness: 0/10 - Piss rotten!
