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A.I. Artificial intelligence
(2001)
Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law, Frances O'Connor, William Hurt
our comment. "This is roadkill, rotting on the dual carriageway of despair."
In a future world of runaway global warming and awe-inspiring scientific advances, humans share every aspect of their lives with sophisticated companion robots called Mechas. But when an advanced prototype robot child named David is programmed to show unconditional love, his human family isn't prepared for the consequences. Suddenly David is on his own in a strange and dangerous world. Befriended by a streetwise Mecha, David embarks on a spectacular quest to discover the startling secret of his own identity.

Kubrick and Spielberg collaborating on a sci-fi movie! How can it go wrong? Allow me to explain; It's too long and too fucking cute!

Investigation finished: 2002-04-26

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Story: 0/10 - This is roadkill, rotting on the dual carriageway of despair.

Acting: 2/10 - The ability to sob on command does'nt necessarily make you a class-A actor.

Violence: 0/10 - It's cuteness will make you nauseous.

Nudity: 0/10 - Eh, NO!

Coolness: 0/10 - Piss rotten!

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