To explain this movie is impossible, it relates the fateful events that lead to the infamous Feebles Variety Massacre - a day that rocked the puppet world!

There's a drug dealing walrus, a panick-stricken fox, a junkie knife throwing frog, and a hare with AIDS. Oh! and there's the jealous hippo wo suspects her man, the walrus is having an affair, and hell hath no fury like a psycho hippo with a heavy machine gun. Enjoy!

Investigation finished: 2001-03-09

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Story: 9/10 - A mean-spirited, X-rated, bad taste "Spluppets" musical. Rude, lewd and undeniably sick!

Acting: 10/10 - Where did he find those sick and talented animals, the casting is incredible.

Violence: 10/10 - A bit too much for some people, but a fabolous treat for the truly demented.

Nudity: 7/10 - Puppets and sex is a match made in heaven, and in the studio basement a rat makes S&M porno movies.

Coolness: 9/10 - It's great seeing all these tiny creatures trying to cheat, abuse, or have sex with eachother. Peter Jackson must have been backstage at the Muppet show.

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