Spider-man - 2002 Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring: Tobey Macguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe "Bring on a zillion sequels, just don't hire Joel Schumacher to do it."
Soul survivors - 2002 Directed by: Steve Carpenter. Starring: Casey Affleck, Wes Bentley, Melissa Sagemiller, Eliza Dushku "What's wrong with you Steve, do you hate us!"
Mulholland drive - 2002 Directed by: David Lynch. Starring: Naomi Watts, Laura Elena Harring, Justin Theroux, Ann Miller "Extremely close to perfection."
Spy game - 2002 Directed by: Tony Scott. Starring: Robert Redford, Brad Pitt, Catherine McCormack "Spy game was released to mass indifference!"
Insomnia - 2002 Directed by: Christopher Nolan. Starring: Al Pacino, Hilary Swank, Robin Williams "Dark, twisted and often times enjoyable!"
Resident evil - 2002 Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson. Starring: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez "Michelle Rodriguez has obviously attended the Steven Seagal school of one expression."
The Last castle - 2002 Directed by: Rod Lurie. Starring: Robert Redford, James Gandolfini, Mark Ruffalo, Delroy Lindo "The Men in prison movie franchise never really worked."
Black hawk down - 2002 Directed by: Ridley Scott. Starring: Ewan Mcgregor, Josh Hartnett, Tom Sizemore "Just a bunch of brits making total asses of themselves."
Eight legged freaks - 2002 Directed by: Ellory Elkyam. Starring: David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Doug E. Doug "I haven't had so much fun since Gremlins!"
From hell - 2001 Directed by: Allen & Albert Hughes. Starring: Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Jason Flemyng "Lots of gore, often times graphic. Yippi!"
Jeepers creepers - 2001 Directed by: Victor Salva. Starring: Justin Long, Gina Philips, Patricia Belcher "the doo-doo of a 1000 elephants wrapped and sold as a movie."
Blow - 2001 Directed by: Ted Demme. Starring: Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Paul Reubens, Ray Liotta "Really nothing more than the story of a loser..."
The Others - 2001 Directed by: Alejandro Amenabar. Starring: Nicole Kidman, Fionnula Flanagan, Christopher Eccleston "A violent ghost movie, now ther's a thought!"
The One - 2001 Directed by: James Wong. Starring: Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Carla Gugino, Jason Statham "for slow-mo sci-fi wankers"
Jurassic park 3 - 2001 Directed by: Joe Johnston. Starring: Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola "they may as well have [...] handed the dinosaurs a knife and fork"
The Mummy returns - 2001 Directed by: Stephen Sommers. Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, The Rock "A nude mummy doesn't really do it for me"
Joy ride - 2001 Directed by: John Dahl. Starring: Leelee Sobieski, Paul Walker, Steve Zahn "two imbecile brothers are joined by a female nitwit to up the stakes"
Pearl harbor - 2001 Directed by: Michael Bay. Starring: Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale, Cuba Gooding Jr. "Melrose place and Top gun mixed together in a 3 hour long hellride."
15 minutes - 2001 Directed by: John Herzefeld. Starring: Robert de Niro, Edward Burns, Kelsey Grammer, Avery Brooks "Movies with a 'message' suck!"
Behind enemy lines - 2001 Directed by: John Moore. Starring: Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Joaquim De Almeida, David Keith, Olek Krupa "O.K. so Americans love their country, we get it!"
A knight's tale - 2001 Directed by: Brian Helgeland. Starring: Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell "Keanu Reeves could probably do all the parts blindfolded"
The Mexican - 2001 Directed by: Gore Verbinski. Starring: Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini "I can't even think about this film without dozing off."
Lara Croft: Tomb raider - 2001 Directed by: Simon West. Starring: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Daniel Craig "This is what you'll notice: breasts, lips, breasts, lips and breasts"
The Pledge - 2001 Directed by: Sean Penn. Starring: Jack Nicholson, Aaron Eckhart, Robin Wright Penn, Sam Shepard "Not for fans of Michael Bay popcorn drivel"
Freddie got fingered - 2001 Directed by: Tom Green. Starring: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Julie Hagerty "Even porn-mongers reject this crap!"
The Fast & the furious - 2001 Directed by: Rob Cohen. Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez "..if you don't fancy cars, there's nothing really in here for you."
Final Fantasy: The Spirits within - 2001 Directed by: Some Japanese dude. Starring: Mingh-Na, Alec Baldwin, Donald Sutherland, Ving Rhames "Some CGI splatter would probably spice things up!"
Bandits - 2001 Directed by: Barry Levinson. Starring: Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett "Barry, what's with the fucking soundtrack!"
Kiss of the Dragon - 2001 Directed by: Chris Nahon. Starring: Jet Li, Bridget Fonda, Tcheky Karyo "Jet Li, you're entering Steven Seagal land."
Driven - 2001 Directed by: Renny Harlin. Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Kip Pardue, Burt Reynolds, Estella Warren "Sly looks like he has terminal gas pains."
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - 2001 Directed by: Peter Jackson. Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, Cate Blanchett "Is it just me or has Peter Jackson gone soft."
Along came a spider - 2001 Directed by: Lee Tamahori. Starring: Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter, Michael Wincott, Penelope Ann Miller "it will teach you what not to do if you decide to kidnap a senator's daughter"
Ocean's eleven - 2001 Directed by: Steven Soderbergh. Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Don Cheadle "Halle Berry had her prize, so Julia what will it take?"
Training day - 2001 Directed by: Antoine Fuqua. Starring: Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, Dr. Dre "All bad ass motherfuckers have a girlfriend who is constantly naked."
The Score - 2001 Directed by: Frank Oz. Starring: Robert De Niro, Edward Norton, Marlon Brando, Angela Bassett "Watching these guys go to work, must really petrify Keanu Reeves."
Enemy at the gates - 2001 Directed by: Jean-Jacques Annaud. Starring: Joseph Fiennes, Jude Law, Rachel Weisz, Bob Hoskins, Ed Harris "Lots of suspense and shooting, and a little lovin' for the women."
Domestic disturbance - 2001 Directed by: Harold Becker. Starring: John Travolta, Vince Vaughn, Teri Polo, Matt O'Leary "As scary as a couple of rabbits playing in a field."
The Glass house - 2001 Directed by: Daniel Sackheim. Starring: Leelee Sobieski, Diane Lane, Stellan Skarsgård, Bruce Dern "I didn't wanna see it, and when I did I wish I hadn't"
Exit wounds - 2001 Directed by: Andrzej Bartkowiak. Starring: Steven Seagal, Dmx, Isaiah Washington, Bill Duke, Tom Arnold "A fucking tape-worm has more brains than this."
Planet of the Apes - 2001 Directed by: Tim Burton. Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Estella Warren "Tim Burton is a master storyteller [...] and Rick Baker is still the man!"
Don't say a word - 2001 Directed by: Gary Fleder. Starring: Michael Douglas, Sean Bean, Brittany Murphy, Famke Janssen "I saw it yesterday, but I can hardly remember jack-shit."
Swordfish - 2001 Directed by: Dominic Sena. Starring: John Travolta, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Don Cheadle "So Miss Berry... was it worth it?"
Ghosts of Mars - 2000 Directed by: John Carpenter. Starring: Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, Jason Statham, Joanna Cassidy "Ghost of Mars provides you with a one-way ticket to slumberland."
