The Frighteners - 1996
Directed by: Peter Jackson.
Starring: Michael J. Fox, Trini Alvarado, Peter Dobson, Jeffrey Combs, Jake Busey
"...Michael J. Fox is actually very good."
Man bites dog - 1993
Directed by: Remy Belvaux, Andre Bonzel, Benoit Poelvoorde.
Starring: Remy Belvaux, Andre Bonzel, Benoit Poelvoorde
"The main character is one mean fucker!"
Showdown in Little Tokyo - 1993
Directed by: Mark L. Lester.
Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Tia Carrere, and her body double
"You've seen it a million times before, just never this dumb."
Bad lieutenant - 1992
Directed by: Abel Ferrara.
Starring: Harvey Keitel, Victor Argo, Paul Calderone, Victoria Bastel
"...filled with grotesque sexual situations, not intended for seekers of the subtle."
Innocent blood - 1992
Directed by: John Landis.
Starring: Anne Parrilaud, Anthony Lapaglia, Robert Loggia
"More blood than a night in with the Marquis de Sade."
Meet the Feebles - 1989
Directed by: Peter Jackson.
Starring: the Muppets
"Puppets and sex is a match made in heaven..."
Kill squad - 1988
Directed by: Patrick G.Donahue.
Starring: A bunch of nobodies
"Is it bad acting when there's no script?"
The Blob - 1988
Directed by: Chuck Russell.
Starring: Kevin Dillon, Shawnee Smith, Donovan Leitch, Jeffrey deMunn
"One of the finest remakes of a "bad" movie."
Killer Klowns from outer space - 1988
Directed by: Stephen Chiodo.
Starring: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon
"...how the hell do you get funding for something like this?"
The Stepfather - 1987
Directed by: Joseph Ruben.
Starring: Terry O'quinn, Jill Schoelen, Shelley Hack
"Typical 80s slasher stuff."
Maniac Cop - 1987
Directed by: William Lustig.
Starring: Tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell, Laurene Landon, Richard Roundtree
"These people are the finest that B-movie Hollywood has to offer..."
Near Dark - 1987
Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow.
Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Jeanette Goldstein
"They seem to forget to remove the wrapping before they eat their food."
Slugs - 1987
Directed by: Juan Piquar Simon.
Starring: Michael Garfield, Kim Terry, Philip Machale
"...it's a million times funnier than Plan 9 from outer space."
The Gate - 1987
Directed by: Tibor Takacs.
Starring: Stephen Dorff, Louis Tripp, Christa Denton
"The only thing worse than watching it, is writing about it."
Brain Damage - 1987
Directed by: Frank Henenlotter.
Starring: Rick Herbst, Gordon Macdonald, Jennifer Lowry, Theo Barnes
"Sick, demented and truly wonderful."
Night of the creeps - 1986
Directed by: Fred Dekker.
Starring: Jason Lively, Steve Marshall, Jill Whitlow, Tom Atkins
"Mix The Blob, Revenge of the nerds and Night of the living dead, oh yeah!"
Escape from hell - 1986
Directed by: Edward G. Muller.
Starring: Anthony Steffen, Ajita Wilson, Cristina Lau, Cintia Lodetti
"... the mother of all 'women in prison' movies."
Henry - Portrait of a serial killer - 1986
Directed by: John McNaughton.
Starring: Michael Rooker, Tom Towles, Tracy Arnold
"The MPAA gave it an X-rating for 'general tone'!?"
Monster Shark - 1986
Directed by: "John Old Jr." (probably some dorky italian).
Starring: Michael Sopkiw, William Berger, Gianni Garko
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
Re-Animator - 1985
Directed by: Stuart Gordon.
Starring: Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, Jeffrey Combs
"Classic 80's gore stuff, funny and revolting."
Women in fury - 1985
Directed by: Michele Massimo Tarantini.
Starring: Suzane Carvalho, Rossana Ghessa, Gloria Cristal
"They don't seem to furious to me!"
The Stuff - 1985
Directed by: Larry Cohen.
Starring: Michael Moriarty, Paul Sorvino, Andrea Marcovicci, Garrett Morris
"High camp balances gore..."
Massacre in dinosaur valley - 1985
Directed by: Michele Massimo Tarantini.
Starring: Michael Sopkiw, Susan Carvell, Milton Morris
"Unfortunately boring as hell!"
Return of the living dead - 1985
Directed by: Dan O'Bannon.
Starring: Clu Gulager, James Karen, Thom Matthevs, Don Calfa
"George A. Romero must be proud."
Pray for death - 1985
Directed by: Gordon Hessler.
Starring: Sho Kosugi, James Booth, Michael Constantine
"The theme song will give you nightmares galore."
The new kids - 1984
Directed by: Sean S. Cunningham.
Starring: Shannon Presby, Lori Loughlin, James Spader, Eric Stoltz, Tom Atkins
"Rated R, but I have no idea why."
A Nightmare on Elm street - 1984
Directed by: Wes Craven.
Starring: John Saxon, Ronee Blakley, Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp
"Too bad it suffers from a really dumb ending."
Cut and run - 1984
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: Lisa Blount, Leonard Mann, Willie Aames, Richard Lynch
"Whatever happened to Valentina Forte, porn maybe?"
Videodrome - 1983
Directed by: David Cronenberg.
Starring: James Woods, Deborah Harry, Sonja Smits
"Cronenberg always deliver the goods..."
Cujo - 1983
Directed by: Lewis Teague.
Starring: Dee Wallace, Daniel Hugh-Kelly, Danny Pintauro, Ed Lauter
"It's a St. Bernard for christ sakes. What's next, a FUCKING poodle?"
Rats - Night of terror - 1983
Directed by: Bruno Mattei.
Starring: Richard Raymon, Janna Ryan, Alex McBride
"I'll give anybody who has the balls to release this pile of doo-doo massive respect!"
Revenge of the ninja - 1983
Directed by: Sam Firstenberg.
Starring: Sho Kosugi, Arthur Roberts, Ashley Ferrare, Mario Gallo
"You'll O.D, on dullness..."
Sleepaway camp - 1983
Directed by: Robert Hiltzik.
Starring: Mike Kellin, Katherine Kamhi, Paul DeAngelo, Jonathan Tierston
"Pornstars gets to sign autographs, this sorry bunch don't!"
Basket case - 1982
Directed by: Frank Henenlotter.
Starring: Kevin VanHentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner
"Major talents that have later moved on to become huge stars, yeah right!"
Invasion of the flesh hunters - 1982
Directed by: Anthony M. Dawson.
Starring: John Saxon, Elisabeth Turner, John Morghen
"Holy shit, these actors stink."
The New York ripper - 1982
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Jack Hedley, Almanta Keller, Howard Ross, Alessandra Delli Colli
"...no one in his cast could pass a basic acting class."
The Evil Dead - 1982
Directed by: Sam Raimi.
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Betsy Baker, Hal Delrich
"A perfect nam-a-rama for true horror fans."
First blood - 1981
Directed by: Ted Kotcheff.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brian Dennehy, Richard Crenna, David Caruso
"Crenna is so lousy in this film that you almost forget to be annoyed by Sly."
Cannibal Ferox - 1981
Directed by: Umberto Lenzi.
Starring: John Morghen, Lorainne de Selle, Brian Redford
"Well, whaddayknow! This seems to upset a bunch of natives..."
The Beyond - 1981
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Katherine MacColl, David Warbeck, Sarah Keller
"...definitely Lucio Fulci's masterpiece..."
Nighthawks - 1981
Directed by: Bruce Malmuth.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Rutger Hauer, Billy Dee Williams, Lindsey Wagner
"Hey Bruce, shaving your beard does not mean having plastic surgery."
Zombie Flesheaters - 1981
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Tisa Farrow, Ian Mcculloch
"Nasty, immoral, violent, shocking and alltogether good clean fun."
Ms. 45 - 1981
Directed by: Abel Ferrara.
Starring: Zoe Tamerlis, Steve Singer, Darlene Stuto, Bogey, Albert Zinkys
"...Zoe Tamerlis delivers the sleaziest performance of a lifetime..."
The Howling - 1981
Directed by: Joe Dante.
Starring: Dee Wallace Stone, Patrick Macnee, Dennis Dugan
"These creatures hunger for more than pizza!"
The Exterminator - 1980
Directed by: James Glickenhaus.
Starring: Robert Ginty, Steve James, Christopher George, Samantha Eggar
"OK. I cheated, I had my eyelids stapled to my forehead."
The Gates of hell - 1980
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Christopher George, Katherine Maccoll, Robert Sampson, Janet Agren
"The hardest working bunch of no-talents from the early 80's."
Maniac - 1980
Directed by: William Lustig.
Starring: Joe Spinell, Caroline Munro
"For extremely strong stomachs only!"
The Burning - 1980
Directed by: Tony Maylem.
Starring: Holly Hunter, Brian Mathews, Leah Ayers, Jason Alexander
"Lotsa familier faces, does George Costanza ring a bell?"
Dr. Butcher M.D. - 1980
Directed by: Frank Martin.
Starring: Ian McCulloch, Alexandra Cole, Donald O'Brien, Peter O'Neal
"Leftovers from the Lucio Fulci school of no-talent!"
House on the edge of the park - 1980
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: David Hess, Christian Borromeo, Annie Bell, John Morghen
"Some people are lacking the moral fiber!"
Eaten alive - 1980
Directed by: Umberto Lenzi.
Starring: Robert Kerman, Janet Agren, Me Me Lai
"Umberto Lenzi must be one sick fucker."
Cannibal Holocaust - 1979
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: Robert Kerman, Francesca Ciardi, Perry Pirkanen
"You'd have to have a mind like a fatal car crash not to be disturbed by this."
The Warriors - 1979
Directed by: Walter Hill.
Starring: Michael Beck, James Remar, David Patrick Kelly
"David Patrick Kelly is as usual a psycho weasel."
The Toolbox murders - 1978
Directed by: Dennis Donnelly.
Starring: Cameron Mitchell, Pamelyn Ferdin, Wesley Eure, Aneta Corsaut
"...they do their best, and that is obviously not much."
Halloween - 1978
Directed by: John Carpenter.
Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Nancy Loomis, P. J. Soles
"...let's face it; you'll cheer the bad guy."
Game of Death - 1978
Directed by: Robert Clouse.
Starring: Bruce Lee, Gig Young, Dean Jagger, Colleen Camp
"They actually superimpose a still of Bruce Lee's face over the double's."
I spit on your grave - 1978
Directed by: Meir Zarchi.
Starring: Camille Keaton, Eron Tabor, Richard Pace
"...leave this piece of filth alone, I wish I had."
Dawn of the dead, director's cut - 1978
Directed by: George A. Romero.
Starring: David Emge, Ken Foree, Gaylen Ross
"They're dead, you freak!"
Piranha - 1978
Directed by: Joe Dante.
Starring: Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy, Keenan Wynn, Barbara Steele
"...this one is not just another Jaws rip-off."
Kingdom of the spiders - 1977
Directed by: John Cardos.
Starring: William Shatner, Tiffany Bolling, Woody Strode, David McLean
"Captain Kirk is actually not that bad."
The Hills have eyes - 1977
Directed by: Wes Craven.
Starring: Susan Lanier, Robert Houston, Martin Speer, Dee Wallace Stone
"Susan Lanier screams herself through 90 minutes worth of film. What an effort!"
Tentacles - 1977
Directed by: Oliver Hellman.
Starring: John Huston, Shelley Winters, Bo Hopkins, Henry Fonda
"A giant mop dressed as an octopus..."
The Gauntlet - 1977
Directed by: Clint Eastwood.
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle
"Oh! Clint baby, can I show my breasts in your movie..."
Jungle Holocaust - 1977
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: Massimo Foschi, Me Me Lai, Ivan Rassimov
"How often do you get to see primitive natives with breast implants."
Empire of the ants - 1977
Directed by: Bert I. Gordon.
Starring: Joan Collins, Robert Lansing, John David Carson, Robert Pine
"Anyone who releases a movie this bad with a straight face is cool in my book."
Drive-in massacre - 1976
Directed by: Stuart Segall.
Starring: Jake Barnes, Adam Lawrence, Douglas Gudbye
"Cool title, cool artwork, cool opening, crummy movie."
Squirm - 1976
Directed by: Jeff Lieberman.
Starring: Don Scardino, Patricia Pearcy, R.A. Dow
"Nothing like bringing the kids to see a good old fashioned flesh-eating worms flick."
Supervixens - 1975
Directed by: Russ Meyer.
Starring: Uschi Digart, Shari Eubank, Christy Harbug
"These women where not hand-picked for their acting skills."
The Black gestapo - 1975
Directed by: Lee Frost.
Starring: Rod Perry, Charles P. Robinson, Dona Desmond
"Extremely violent blaxploitation flick!"
Switchblade sisters - 1975
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Robbie Lee, Joanne Nail, Asher Brauner, Kitty Bruce
"These chicks can over-act and out-sleaze anyone, anywhere, anytime."
Caged heat - 1974
Directed by: Jonathan Demme.
Starring: Juanita Brown, Roberta Collins, Erica Gavin, Barbara Steele, other naked women
"...so why would we crave for violence. We can't have it all"
Northville cemetary massacre - 1974
Directed by: William Dear, Thomas L. Dyke.
Starring: David Hyry, Jan Sisk, Carson Jackson
"Well, what can I say; they die really well."
Foxy Brown - 1974
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Pam Grier, Terry Carter, Kathryne Loder, Harry Holcombe
"She's brown sugar and spice..."
Truck Turner - 1974
Directed by: Jonathan Kaplan.
Starring: Isaac Hayes, Yaphet Kotto, Alan Weeks, Annazette Chase
"Isaac Hayes is the perfect grindhouse hero."
The Texas chainsaw massacre - 1974
Directed by: Tobe Hooper.
Starring: Marilyn Burns, Allen Danzinger, Gunnar Hansen
"Marilyn Burns screams for 73 minutes, now that's an effort..."
Dolemite - 1974
Directed by: D'Urville Martin.
Starring: Rudy Ray Moore, D'Urville Martin, Jerry Jones, lady Reed
"It must have been a real bitch trying to find someone as fat as Rudy."
Slaughter's big rip-off - 1973
Directed by: Gordon Douglas.
Starring: Jim Brown, Ed McMahon, Don Stroud, Gloria Hendry
"...no woman can resist taking their top off in the presence of good 'ole Jimbo."
Last house on dead end street - 1973
Directed by: Roger Watkins.
Starring: Roger Watkins, Richard Mailer
"Numb & braindead to the core!"
Black Caesar - 1973
Directed by: Larry Cohen.
Starring: Fred Williamson, Minnie Gentry
"...this is the mother of all blaxploitation flicks..."
Coffy - 1973
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Pam Grier, Booker Bradshaw, Allan Arbus, Sid Haig
"Jack Hill has got a penchant for female blouses falling open..."
The Mack - 1973
Directed by: Michael Campus.
Starring: Max Julien, Richard Pryor, Roger E. Mosley, Don Gordon
"The entire cast looks completely stoned!"
Cleopatra Jones - 1973
Directed by: Jack Starrett.
Starring: Tamara Dobson, Bernie Casey, Shelley Winters
"...with an afro the size of a weather balloon..."
The Big bird cage - 1972
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Pam Grier, Anitra Ford, Candice Roman, Sid Haig
"Pam Grier saves the day!"
Way of the dragon - 1972
Directed by: Bruce Lee.
Starring: Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Nora Miao
"Watching Chuck Norris take a beating is priceless."
Slaughter - 1972
Directed by: Jack Starrett.
Starring: Jim Brown, Stella Stevens, Rip Torn, Don Gordon
"...it gets right down to the ass-kickin’ and bitch-slappin’."
Last house on the left - 1972
Directed by: Wes Craven.
Starring: Sandra Cassel, Lucy Grantham, David Hess, Fred J. Lincoln
"It must take a lot off skills to be this nasty."
Superfly - 1972
Directed by: Gordon Parks, Jr..
Starring: Ron O'Neal, Carl Lee, Julius W.Harris, Sheila Frazier
"Streetwise, powerful and wonderfully pimpadelic."
Big doll house - 1971
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Judy Brown, Roberta Collins, Pam Grier, Sid Haig
"The big question is not how they perform, it's WHY they perform?"
Cotton comes to Harlem - 1970
Directed by: Ossie Davis.
Starring: Godfrey Cambridge, Raymond St. Jacques, Calvin Lockhart
"Can you believe the world has never heard of these guys!"
The Green slime - 1968
Directed by: Kinji Fukasaku.
Starring: Robert Horton, Richard Jaeckel, Luciana Paluzzi
"...it's basically like visiting an old friend."
Barbarella - 1968
Directed by: Roger Vadim.
Starring: Jane Fonda, John Philip Law, David Hemmings
"All the dogs in the world unite, and pee on Roger Vadim's leg."
