One night at McCool's - 2001 Directed by: Harald Zwart. Starring: Liv Tyler, Matt Dillon, John Goodman, Paul Reiser, Michael Douglas "One night at McBoring's is more appropriate."
Cast away - 2001 Directed by: Robert Zemeckis. Starring: Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy "...the least you could do is throw in some flesh-eating zombies..."
Evolution - 2001 Directed by: Ivan Reitman. Starring: David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Julianne Moore, Seann William Scott "A great hangover picture."
A.I. Artificial intelligence - 2001 Directed by: Steven Spielberg. Starring: Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law, Frances O'Connor, William Hurt "This is roadkill, rotting on the dual carriageway of despair."
Miss Congeniality - 2001 Directed by: Donald Petrie. Starring: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen "...Miss Annoying..."
Unbreakable - 2001 Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan. Starring: Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright Penn "Would fit perfectly in a toy store... get it?"
Get Carter - 2000 Directed by: Stephen Kay. Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Miranda Richardson, Mickey Rourke, Michael Caine "... that Rocky guy really bugs me."
Me, myself & Irene - 2000 Directed by: Bobby & Peter Farrelly. Starring: Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger, Chris Cooper, Robert Forster "...in the arms of the wrong directors this could have turned out really cheesy."
Shaft 2000 - 2000 Directed by: John Singleton. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Christian Bale, Dan Hedaya, Toni Colette, Richard Roundtree "What's next? [...] a Starsky & Hutch movie starring Brad Pitt and Val Kilmer..."
The Contender - 2000 Directed by: Rod Lurie. Starring: Gary Oldman, Joan Allen, Jeff Bridges, Christian Slater, William Petersen "...a little too righteous and good at heart."
Urban Legends 2 - 2000 Directed by: John Ottman. Starring: Jennifer Morrison, Matthew Davis, Hart Bochner, Joseph Lawrence "...go to your local video store and burn it in front of the clerk."
Final Destination - 2000 Directed by: James Wong. Starring: Devon Sawa, Sean W. Scott, and a shit-load of other annoying teenagers "...next time Mr. Wong you make a porn."
Get ready to be Boyzvoiced - 2000 Directed by: Mathias Fûrst, Henrik Elvestad, Espen Eckbo. Starring: Espen Eckbo, Henrik Elvestad "The boyband version of Spinal tap"
Nurse Betty - 2000 Directed by: Neil Labute. Starring: Renée Zellweger, Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock, Greg Kinnear "...you can rest assured it all ends well."
Red planet - 2000 Directed by: Antony Hoffman. Starring: Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom sizemore, Benjamin Bratt "... they forgot the most important thing; the monster..."
Mission to Mars - 2000 Directed by: Brian de Palma. Starring: Gary Sinise, Don Cheadle, Tim Robbins, Kim Delaney "...just too bad they don't have shit to work with."
High fidelity - 2000 Directed by: Stephen Frears. Starring: John Cusack, Jack Black (yep, that's his name), Iben Hjejle, Todd louiso, Lisa Bonet "I got 3 words for you, Marvin fucking Gaye."
Hannibal - 2000 Directed by: Ridley Scott. Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Ray Liotta, Giancarlo Giannini "This movie is a train-ride to Hell without ice-cubes in your gin/tonic."
Traffic - 2000 Directed by: Steven Soderbergh. Starring: Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro, Dennis Quaid, Catherine Zeta-Jones "...chances are good that Zeta-Jones will bug the hell out of you."
Charlie's Angels - 2000 Directed by: McG. Starring: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray "This is the pits..."
X-men the movie - 2000 Directed by: Bryan Singer. Starring: Patrick Stewart, Famke Jansen, Ian Mckellan, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman "Where the fuck is the sequel???"
Mission: Impossible 2 - 2000 Directed by: John Woo. Starring: Tom "I'm not gay" Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandie Newton, Ving Rhames "Cruise doesn't even look cool in sunglasses."
Proof of life - 2000 Directed by: Taylor Hackford. Starring: Meg Ryan, Russell Crowe, David Morse, Pamela Reed, David Caruso "Does Taylor Hackford have a hard-on for threesomes?"
The Yards - 2000 Directed by: James Gray. Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Charlize Theron, James Caan "... would have gone unnoticed, if it hadn't been for all the great acting."
O brother where art thou? - 2000 Directed by: Joel & Ethan Coen. Starring: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, Holly Hunter, John Goodman "I have yet to see an actor give a lousy performance in a Coen film."
The Gift - 2000 Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring: Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi, Keanu Reeves, Hilary Swank "Even Keanu Reeves is good in this movie?!"
The Watcher - 2000 Directed by: Joe Charbanic. Starring: James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Ernie Hudson "... a quite enjoyable little serial killer flick..."
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon - 2000 Directed by: Ang Lee. Starring: Chow Yun Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Chang Chen, Zhang Ziyi "...martial art hasn't been this cool since Bruce Lee died."
Hollow Man - 2000 Directed by: Paul Verhoeven. Starring: Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens "This movie is just like the title predicts..."
Memento - 2000 Directed by: Christopher Nolan. Starring: Guy Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss, Joe Pantoliano "Some people just pick the coolest roles, keep it up Carrie-Anne."
AntiTrust - 2000 Directed by: Peter Howitt. Starring: Ryan Philippe, Tim Robbins, Claire Forlani, Rachel Leigh Cook "I'll tattoo 'bad judgement' on Tim Robbins' large forehead..."
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 - 2000 Directed by: Joe Berlinger. Starring: Nobody you're ever likely to see again "Hey Joe, did you think you we're gonna scare us with this shit..."
The Cell - 2000 Directed by: Tarseem Singh. Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'onofrio "...now how dumb is that?"
Reindeer games - 2000 Directed by: John Frankenheimer. Starring: Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron, Dennis Farina "Ben Affleck in prison? Come on, he would be somebody's bitch within the hour!"
The Way of the gun - 2000 Directed by: Christopher Mcquarrie. Starring: Ryan Phillippe, Benicio del Toro, Juliette Lewis, Taye Diggs, James Caan "...this is one of those sensitive macho films."
The 6th day - 2000 Directed by: Roger Spottiswoode. Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Robert Duvall, Tony Goldwyn "Arnie's general lack of acting abilities becomes clear when there's two of him..."
Snatch - 2000 Directed by: Guy Ritchie. Starring: Jason Statham, Benicio del Toro, Alan Ford, Brad Pitt, Dennis Farina, Vinnie Jones "Filled with tea drinking motherfuckers..."
U-571 - 2000 Directed by: Jonathan Mostow. Starring: Bill Paxton, Matthew Mcconaughey, Harvey Keitel, Jon Bon Jovi???? "Harvey Keitel, [...] you've got some explaining to do."
Meet the parents - 2000 Directed by: Jay Roach. Starring: Robert de Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson "...maybe the Farrelly bros. should have directed it?"
The Perfect storm - 2000 Directed by: Wolfgang Petersen. Starring: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio "The first fishploitation..."
Gone in 60 seconds - 2000 Directed by: Dominic Sena. Starring: Nicholas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi, Cristopher Eccleston, Angelina Jolie, Robert Duvall "...somehow none of them seems embarrased to be a part of this stinker..."
Vertical limit - 2000 Directed by: Martin Campbell. Starring: Chris O'donnell, Bill Paxton, Robin Tunney, Scott Glenn "like überpreppie O'donnell wouldn't piss his pants while climbing a floppy disc"
The Patriot - 2000 Directed by: Roland Emmerich. Starring: Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, Chris Cooper "Enough is enough, Roland!"
What lies beneath - 2000 Directed by: Robert Zemeckis. Starring: Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Diana Scarwid, James Remar "...an o.k way to spend two hours..."
Pitch black - 1999 Directed by: David Twohy. Starring: Vin Diesel, Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Keith David "...following proud in the footsteps of Ripley."
Three kings - 1999 Directed by: David O.Russell. Starring: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze "A clever film with a smooth blend of humor, violence and satire."
Fight Club - 1999 Directed by: David Fincher. Starring: Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Helene Bonham Carter, Jared Leto "Edward Norton [...] makes up for Brad Pitts acting inadequacies."
Sleepy Hollow - 1999 Directed by: Tim Burton. Starring: Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson, Michael Gambon, Christopher Walken "Finding that headless actor must've been hard"
Hard rain - 1997 Directed by: Mikael Salomon. Starring: Morgan Freeman, Cristian Slater, Minnie Driver, Randy Quaid "There's a lot of chasing going on in this film!"
Jackie Brown - 1997 Directed by: Quentin Tarantino. Starring: Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert de Niro, Bridget Fonda, Robert Forster, Michael Keaton "...I would like to get that "chicks with guns" video that they're watching. Hot stuff!"
L.A. Confidential - 1997 Directed by: Curtis Hanson. Starring: Kevin Spacey, Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Kim Basinger, Danny de Vito "Very brutal and dark spirited, just the way we like it."
Cop Land - 1997 Directed by: James Mangold. Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta, Annabella Sciorra, Robert De Niro "Harvey Keitel actually keeps his clothes on for a change, thank god!"
From dusk till dawn - 1996 Directed by: Robert Rodriguez. Starring: Harvey Keitel, George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis "I wish fucking Tarantino would keep his star-crazed ass behind the camera..."
Donnie Brasco - 1996 Directed by: Mike Newell. Starring: Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Anne Heche, Michael Madsen, Bruno Kirby, James Russo "Al, I forgive you for starring in 'Scent of a woman'..."
Strange days - 1995 Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Angela Basset, Juliette Lewis, Tom Sizemore "That Lewis chick is mucho annoying!"
The Usual Suspects - 1995 Directed by: Bryan Singer. Starring: Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Pollak, Chazz Palminteri, Stephen Baldwin "... 5 points just for messing with people's minds."
Se7en - 1995 Directed by: David Fincher. Starring: Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey "...this film is way to good for him to fuck it up."
The Quick and the dead - 1995 Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring: Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio "A wonderful cast, except of course for Ms. Stone!"
The Music of chance - 1993 Directed by: Philip Haas. Starring: James Spader, Mandy Patinkin, M. Emmet Walsh, Charles Durning "No women in this film guys!"
The Silence of the lambs - 1991 Directed by: Jonathan Demme. Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine "Winning an oscar playing a cannibal must have been quite surreal."
Jacob's Ladder - 1990 Directed by: Adrian Lyne. Starring: Tim Robbins, Elisabeth Pená, Danny Aiello, Jason Alexander "On the same level as "Flatliners" and "Ghost", totally irritating."
Goodfellas - 1990 Directed by: Martin Scorsese. Starring: Ray Liotta, Lorraine Bracco, Joe Pesci, Robert de Niro, Paul Sorvino "The violence is necessarily harsh..."
Tremors - 1989 Directed by: Ron Underwood. Starring: Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire "...with all the campy nonsense we all love to hate."
Angel heart - 1987 Directed by: Alan Parker. Starring: Mickey Rourke, Robert de Niro, Lisa Bonet, Charlotte Rampling "Whatever happened to Micke Rourke?"
Robocop - 1987 Directed by: Paul Verhoeven. Starring: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, Daniel O'Herlihy "Filled with comic-book violence."
Highlander - 1986 Directed by: Russell Mulcahy. Starring: Christopher Lambert, Roxanne Hart, Clancy Brown, Sean Connery "Christopher Lambert; QUIT acting, you SUCK!"
Manhunter - 1986 Directed by: Michael Mann. Starring: William Peterson, Joan Allen, Brian Cox, Dennis Farina, Kim Greist "The dialogue between Lekter and Graham is excellent."
Bad boys - 1983 Directed by: Rick Rosenthal. Starring: Sean Penn, Ally Sheedy, Esai Morales, Reni Santoni "This is not the Brat pack, that's for sure."
